this chair

this chair. 

is sucking my motivation out my back.

is like a big red toothless mouth, gumming me to death.

is less morbidly, like a big squashy poppy flower.

is not actually all that comfy, but i still don't want to get out of it.

is probably really bad for pretty much every joint in my body.

is causing me to sit in such a way that my belt tries to control the mouse on my laptop.

is covered in dog hair.

is almost big enough for two. 

is making me wish there was someone here to try to fit into it with me. 

is like a futon chasing it's tail.

brain bit.

It's easier to climb a mountain than it is to burrow through it. 

Unless of course the mountain is an illusion in the first place. In which case just go around because it's probably hiding a big-ass hole in the ground. 

I recommend poking it with a stick first.  Just to see which one it is.