Thursday, January 15, 2009

NEWTON THE WONDER FLEA!

the following can be blamed on something, but i have yet to decide what.

Here he is! Newton the Wonder Flea! He can survive anything you throw at him! Heat, cold, poison, he's superman if Clark Kent was a quarter of a centimeter tall! He can leap large cats in a single bound and can put a whole household in the hospital (mental that is) in a matter of months. Reformed to petty blood theft after a brief foray into genocide with his best friend and partner, Oscar the Plague Rat. So there you are folks! he'll always make a house call provided there's a payment in flesh and sanity. Bring him in on anything with fur and if you don't like him? there's not a thing you can do about it!


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