"food"

As i may have mentioned, I had my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago. I'm getting pretty sick of eating mush.

Here's what i have been basically  living on for the last few days:

In a blender. 

two bananas

2-3 scoops of vanilla ice cream

about one cup of strawberry yogurt

milk to preffered thickness

chocolate syrup to taste

Yummy stuff. Gonna go have another one now.

blog features.

I just now discovered the random question feature on my blog profile. While it's an awesome feature and an excellent way to get people to express their oddness in their profile when they can't think what to say about themselves, it would, I think be much more entertaining and useful if it allowed multiple random questions and corresponding answers to be displayed at once. much more fun i think.

On a completely different topic, Max Payne is a fairly stupid movie. It has it's moments as most movies will, but on a whole, fairly pointless. I personally have never played the video game, but I'm fairly confident that it didn't translate well onto the big screen. Unless the game is equally stupid, in which case, why the hell make it into a movie?

Once again with the topic switch, I got my wisdom teeth removed the other day. All at the same time. They gave me drugs. Drugs make me weird. Er. Than usual. My mouth hurts.

That is all.

unoriginal thought.

Every time i think something i tend to wonder if someone else thought it first. Usually someone has.  It's sort of like the infinite monkeys writing Shakespeare I suppose. 

My coffee table looks like it should have a poem written about it.

Black eyes stare through ash. 

And crumbs.

Beer-bottle candle-holders 

reflecting the window's light.

Bud Light, in the sun light.

drawn-upon table-top

creatures in sharpie peering up

at the home-made

3-D

goggles.

formerly a pizza box.

There's a lot of really random crap on my coffee table. 

 

note:

Interesting tidbit about the squirrel story that i've been told is enjoyable.

It was written for a class called techniques of fiction. The general idea of this class was to read classic fiction and write our own scenes in their styles then talk about them in a workshop type atmosphere. Being a bit of a procrastinator I had left my homework until about an hour before class and Squillions was what emerged.

random thoughts. #2

Salmon should not be green, nor should it have the texture of something coughed up by a long time smoker.

"There's no accounting for taste" that phrase annoys me for some reason.

I am beginning to violently dislike rubber gloves.  

SQUID NIPPLES!

I think a squid with boobs would look more phallic than they do to begin with.

"Now see here!" is another bothersome phrase. It seems like it ought to be something other than an annoyed exclamation directed at someone who is being unreasonable. and preceding an opposing argument.  Like maybe something someone would say while directing a group of tourists around an art museum.  Stupid tourists.

i require pie.