random thoughts. #2

Salmon should not be green, nor should it have the texture of something coughed up by a long time smoker.

"There's no accounting for taste" that phrase annoys me for some reason.

I am beginning to violently dislike rubber gloves.  

SQUID NIPPLES!

I think a squid with boobs would look more phallic than they do to begin with.

"Now see here!" is another bothersome phrase. It seems like it ought to be something other than an annoyed exclamation directed at someone who is being unreasonable. and preceding an opposing argument.  Like maybe something someone would say while directing a group of tourists around an art museum.  Stupid tourists.

i require pie.